A Very Peanus Christmas

Wow, this is so messed up that it's awesome!

Yes We Can. . .

. . .be pissed about Rick Warren. I have already sent a message to Mr. Obama via Congress.org telling him how pissed I am at his choice. WTF? If I wanted rhetoric and hate mongering I would have voted for McCain and his talking idiot sidekick. Sure you have a gay marching band prancing in your parade Mr. Obama but having Rick Warren give your inaugural invocation to me would be like having the Grand Dragon of the KKK to you. Seriously!?! You are going to have a guy who actively promoted stripping the rights of Californians (who supported you btw) play a very important, active role in your inauguration? This is why I was a Hillary supporter in the first place.

Best Christmas Present Ever

So my boyfriends mom got what I think is one of the coolest Christmas presents, ever! She got 2 llamas for Christmas. No, not alpacas. . .llamas. How crazy is that? I think we may have to make a road trip to Youngstown to see these critters.

Message 419

I would assume, and rightly so, that if this indeed did come from an official British agency that the grammar would be. . .oh I don't know. . .just a little bit better. What would the Queen say if she knew official correspondence was conducted in all caps

METROPOLITAN POLICE AND INTERPOL UNIT FOR FUND INVESTIGATIONS.

FROM THE DESK OF COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE
ADDRESS; ROOM 421 VICTORIA
EMBANKMENT WESTMINSTER LONDON SW1A 2JL
TEL; 447045782271 OR 447035950687
FAX; 448757847889
Email;metropolitan1915@live.com
ATTN;SIR/MA

COURT RELEASED INSTRUCTION FROM UNITED KINGDOM HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE.

BASE ON THE INVESTIGATIONS WE CARRY ON INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTIONS, UNITED KINGDOM HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE IN INCONJUCTION WITH INTERPOL AND METROPOLITAN POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING ALL OUTSTANDING PAYMENTS. OUR INVESTIGATION IS TO SCREEN ALL OUTSTANDING FUNDS OWNED BY ANY INTERNATIONAL BANKS IN UNITED KINGDOM, ASIA BANKS AND AFRICA BANKS AND OUR FINDINGS SHOWS THAT A LOT OF FRAUDS IS GOING ON IN THE BANKING SECTORS HERE IN UNITED KINGDOM AND OTHER INTERNATIONAL BANKS.
MORESO;WE HAVE BEEN MANDATED TO TAKE ALL THE BANKS INVOLVED TO COURT AND ALSO THE BANKS HAS RELEASED THE NAMES OF THE BENEFICIARIES OF THIS SAID FUNDS AND YOUR NAME IS INVOLVED IN OUR FINDINGS. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REPORT TO OUR OFFICE WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AND CLAIM YOUR FUND, BECAUSE THE BANK HAS AGREED TO PAY $3,800,000.00 DOLLARS. (THREE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) TO ANY BENEFICIARY. THE ONLY THING WE NEED FROM YOU IS TO OBTAIN AN AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM FROM BRITISH HIGH COURT AND GET YOUR FUND RELEASED TO YOU. KINDLY RECONFIRM YOUR FULL NAME, YOUR MAILING ADDRESS, YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER TO ENABLE US FINALIZE OUR INVESTIGATIONS AND OBTAIN YOUR AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM ON YOUR BEHALF.
LASTLY, BRITISH HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE HAS MANDATED ALL THE BANKS TO RELEASE ALL OUTSTANDING FUNDS AND ALL THE BENEFICIARIES HAVE 72HRS TO CLAIM THEIR FUNDS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AND IF YOU DELAY TO COMPLY WITH THE COURT ORDER AND CLAIM YOUR FUND, YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
NOTE; BRITISH HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE WILL NOT BE HOLD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR INABILITY TO CLAIM YOUR FUND AND YOU ARE ADVISED TO COME TO OUR OFFICE IMMEDIATELY AND CLAIM YOUR FUND.
YOUR CASE FILE NO IS (MT/6578-789NKK)

REGARDS,
SIR IAN BLAIR (COMMISSIONER)

So I'll let ya'll know when I claim my 3.8 million dollars (Of course wouldn't the British be dealing in Pounds?)

A Cute and Creepy Christmas Video

Gay Marriage: The Musical

I LOVE this. I've watched it twice and cracked up both times. Neil Patrick Harris is actually quite funny. Who knew the little twerp from Doogie Howser would be so awesome?

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

I'm Boycotting Mormon Businesses

Yep, I sure am. I figure if I'm not good enough to have the same rights as them then they aren't good enough to get my money. I work hard for my money and I refuse to give it into the tithe boxes of a church so active in denying civil rights (not religious, civil) to tax paying citizens of this country. My starting list of boycotts includes
Cinemark Theaters-no longer the best seat in town
CitiGroup- I cancelled my credit card with them
Black & Decker-no power tools for my lesbians for Christmas
La Quinta- won't be staying there on the next road trip

If you value civil rights for ALL Americans take a look at this list and see where 10% of your money has been going to deny Americans civil rights